Lucinamay 9675. Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants? SpongeBob SquarePants 503 Night Light. (Episode) … 9:13. SpongeBob: With pleasure. Was it you, grandma? (he cries) The force of his tears was so strong I had to take evasive action. ...eye. and a gallon of hi-yah, hi-yah, ha! Manly dudes like me don't need 'em. And I guess...I haven't been working my arms out that much lately. Jack M. Crazyfish: I'm looking for SpongeBob SquarePants. Season 5 No. Again? (takes off the sunglasses and sees SpongeBob's black eye). Old Lady: I liked the part where you told us where how he was crying like a baby. [SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks, screaming.] Last night was the one where I defeat notorious arch- Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. SpongeBob: Oh, kind of tall, handlebar mustache... SpongeBob: I kind of thought it was teal but that sounds like him all right. But he accidentally gets the wrench stuck in his eye lid so he gets a hideous black eye. SpongeBob SquarePants 533 To Save a Squirrel. Sandy: Yee-haw! Sandy: Whoa! Saw V; Smash Up Terby; Elmo's World: Wild Wild West; No Rabbit's a Fortress; … Who was this guy, anyway? He looks around and sees no one around so he walks out but runs into Patrick), Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: He was big and mean. Adios. (sea horse stops) Hot cat snake in a barn. It was a nightmare and SpongeBob loses the battle. (points to both eyes being black) So you see? SpongeBob: I kept you up all night with my nocturnal outbursts? Characters. We'll sue him. this page uses content stolen from Encyclopedia SpongeBobia.. Blackened Sponge is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season five. SpongeBob: (jumps next to her) Don't worry. (stops a sea cow crossing) What the? You're safe now little lady. SpongeBob SquarePants 537 The Two Faces of Squidward. He... uh, he learned his lesson. I knew you'd... (Gary leaves through his pet door) Gere...? "BlackJack" Sandy: Well, looks like you're late for your day job, killer. Once there, he throws his unicycle away, assuming he will pass. Makes sense, doesn't it? (flashback to this morning) It was a peaceful morning in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob: Uh, no, with a little hi-yah! "Blackened Sponge" SpongeBob gets a black eye from trying to take the lid off his toothpaste, but he punches himself in the eyeball and makes up a story that he got the black eye from fighting Jack M. Crazyfish. (both do a rock-paper-scissors game with SpongeBob winning the first round with paper over rock but Crazyfish changes his rock to scissors) Hey, that's cheating. Fish: Hold it. 14A Blackened Sponge (Episode) (Transcript) 14B Mermaid Man Vs SpongeBob (Episode) (Transcript) 15A The Imates Of Summer (Episode) (Transcript) 15B To Savn A Squirrel (Episode) (Transcript) 16 Pest Of The West (Episode) (Transcript) 17A 20,000 Patties Under The Sea (Episode) (Transcript) 17B The Battle Of Bikini Bottom (Episode) (Transcript) 18 Whatever Happened To SpongeBob? Jack M.Crazyfish: Where I come from we settle things in a different kind of way. I'm talking to you, grandma! Using the sheer force of my awesomely developed musculature. (Crazyfish laughs after throwing the tire) Then, he stood over me to gloat. SpongeBob: Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting. (slow howl... thud) And there he lay. SpongeBob: It all happened late last night... (flashback to last night where SpongeBob is walking down the road) I was walking home from work... alone when all of a sudden, Crazyfish sprang up out of nowhere. Down he fell like a mighty oak. (cracks his knuckles). The patties then went flying to Jack M. Cr… Jack M. Crazyfish tells him that he just came to the Krusty Krab because he has heard that SpongeBob makes great Krabby Patties, and he is hungry for one. Sponges don't have eardrums. I'm here cause I heard you make a really good Krabby Patty. Fred walks into the bathroom. For a second there I thought I gave myself a black... (slips on the toothpaste top and hits his eye on the wrench.) SpongeBob: Hey, let's save all the questions until the end. (SpongeBob kicks the doors open and looks around trying to look tough) Well, looks like I was right about the accident part. Category:Finished Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. 94a Clears his throat). I'm ready. I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee when a wanted cry of distress pounded against my eardrum. You've falled into my trap. But the scoundrel had me sabotaged. SpongeBob: You promise you won't laugh? Patrick: I know exactly what you mean. is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (walks over to the toothpaste top) And I didn't see where the cap went, like this. Sadie: "Fred could you go check on the baby?" Yeah, we'll settle this like men. He deflates to his normal size and goes to get a wrench from under his Watch Queue Queue Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Get along little fishies. SpongeBob; Gary; Mother SquarePants; Father SquarePants; Grandma SquarePants ; Cousin BlackJack SquarePants Dialogue (an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob’s door) Gary: Meow. SpongeBob; Patrick; Gary; Sandy ; Mr. Krabs; Jack M. Crazyfish; Dialogue (SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman … When SpongeBob suggests hot water to open a ketchup bottle, the tattoo is normal, but still reads WOW. Recently Changed Pages. Episode Transcript Gallery "Plankton!" He threw a giant tire at the back of my head. (Looks in the mirror at his black eye. How'd you mess your eye up, SpongeBob? If he passes it, he will get his license. Oh, I know what you're thinking. 1 Season 1 (1999-2000) 2 Season 2 (2000-2001) 3 Season 3 (2002-2004) 4 Season 4 (2004-2007) 5 Season 5 (2007) 6 Season 6 (2008-2009) 7 Season 7 (2009-2011) 8 Season 8 (2011-2012) 9 Season 9 (2012-2016) 10 Season 10 (2016-2018) Bubblestand/Ripped Pants July 17, 1999 Help Wanted/Reef … Whoo...football! I quickly located the source of the cry which was a victim tied at my feet. 9:13. villain Jack M. Crazyfish. couldn't get it open 'cause the cap was stuck. SpongeBob: I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains. Oh, but ol' SpongeBob here knows how to teach a lummox some manners. "Boating School" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Blackened Sponge" from Season 5, which aired on August 3, 2007. But one of the blasts went haywire and hit me right in the face... (one of the tears bounces off a rock and hits SpongeBob in the eye) ...and that's how I got this black eye and gave Jack M. Crazyfish a whomping of a lifetime. And I could tell by that cold sore on his lip that today he meant business. Chronology Back Episode Transcript Next Episode Transcript BlackJack: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob: Episode Article: Blackened Sponge. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. (old lady puts down the mustard) Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye. SpongeBob: No, I engraved it on his pain gland. Blackened Sponge Transcript Encyclopedia Spongebobia Fandom Spongebob Pink Glasses Stickers In 2019 Redbubble Stickers Spongebob Squarepants Know Your Meme Spongebob Squarepants You Re Fired On Itunes Spongebob Squarepants 20 Tumblr 10 Spongebob Squarepants Episodes That Would Get Him Locked Up Ft Posted by himsa at 1:02 AM. Sandy: A fight? (runs back with toothpaste and wrench) All right, look. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. SpongeBob: No, no, it's ok, Patrick. Episode №: (play a game of rock-paper-scissors like before with SpongeBob holding out paper while Crazyfish holds out a rock but changes it to scissors). The hurler was none other than Jack M. Crazyfish. General the bathroom before hitting SpongeBob in the eye. (Gary restrains from snickering) Thanks for not laughing, Gere. A tough guy like me can show up to work whenever he wants. It's all black and swollen. (right before the train hits him, his I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner. 9:21. Trending pages. This video is unavailable. [An envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door.] forces of evil. (cut to Krusty Krab), Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob is 13-1/2 minutes late for duty. Next Episode Transcript Pat No Pay: Blackened Sponge: Episode Article: BlackJack Characters. (throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth) Hm, can't read the … SpongeBob: Dah-dah-dah-dah, I'm just gonna stop you right there, Squidward. " Blackened Sponge " List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " BlackJack " from season five, which aired on August 2, 2007. Help Wanted / … 007a - Hall Monitor U.S. viewers (millions): Plot Edit. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Sadie walks down the hall and into the baby's room. Sandy, I taught the fish who tangled with me a lesson he shan't soon forget. Served directly to your waiting (slips and throws the patty into Crazyfish's face) Head and neck area. alarm clock. Fish #2: Do you mind? Previous SpongeBob: Hi, Gary. (SpongeBob walks up to Squidward. But I I know some natural remedies that'll... SpongeBob: Keep your natural remedies to yourself. Look at your eye. him. SpongeBob: Mr Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive. (lady screams). He lunged at me but I got him in the ribs with my novelty feather duster. taming the sea cows). (lifts his head off the bed) Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste. SpongeBob: Ah, phooey. It looks like this article is Stolen! Fish #3: Uh, what did you say he looked like again? Register Start a Wiki. When Sandy plucks it out, it's Upside-Down reading WOW. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Blackened_Sponge/transcript?oldid=3257237. He was the notorious outlaw Jack M. Crazfish! (maniacal laughter coming from a man). Transcripts Wiki . bathroom and has trouble opening up the toothpaste. 21,050 Pages. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. A Christmas Sponge (ADWSS Transcript) A Close Sting Transcricpt; A Commie Beginning; A Completely New Man; A Contest; A Court for the Port; A Dirty Battle; A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes; A Fish out of Water; A Glimpse of the Future; A Good Magician; A Good Old Western; A Good Pilot ; A Great Escape; A Horse To Water; A Hotel Haunting; A House For Pluto; A Kelpy G Demotion Productions; A Krabby … His dreams disturb Gary's sleep all night. I'll have you know that I got this D&D Beyond So whenever people notice SpongeBob's black eye, he tells them that he was fighting Jack M. Craz… Footage and SpongeBob Logo Italian Title Show: SpongeBob Well I better get down stairs and eat. Patrick: Are you sure, SpongeBob? This page was last modified on 10 June 2020, at 11:01. His black eye never lasted that long, unlike in episode: Blackened Sponge, his black eye had lasted the whole episode. 006a - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. 1 Info 1.1 Characters 1.2 Places 2 Plot 3 Trivia/Goofs 4 Transcript SpongeBob Patrick Tom Squidward Mr. Krabs Nat Peterson Fred Billy (Teenager) SpongeBob's House Super Weenie Hut Juniors Coral Carnival Patrick's House SpongeBob gets stuck in a wringer because Patrick accidentally sticks him to it with Forever Glue after he … In this episode, SpongeBob gets a black eye. Transcript for Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Episodes: I • II • III • IV (cameos) • V • VI: The Motion Picture • Night Light • Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob • The Card • Ditchin' (cameos) • Shuffleboarding (cameos) • SpongeBob's Last Stand (cameos) • Back to the Past • The Bad Guy Club for Villains Episode Transcript: Blackened Sponge. And I fell face down on a pile of extra large staples. You remember. You've never seen anyone like this guy, Patrick. Just keep on walking. SpongeBob has a dream where he has to save someone until he sees a fish named Jack M. Crazyfish. Next (SpongeBob is riding on his horse, and muscular, and is saving a woman tied on the railroad tracks screaming), SpongeBob: Whoa, stop. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Blackened Sponge " from season five, which aired on August 3, 2007. SpongeBob SquarePants 423 New Leaf. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 5, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Blackened_Sponge&oldid=172327. Man: You fool. (Scene cuts to Fred sitting on the toilet) Fred: "Aaaahhhh. I had a toothpaste tube, like this. SpongeBob: Thank you, Mr. Postman. He looks in the mirror to see if he has a black eye) Whew, what a relief. When Reg first appears, his tattoo reads MOM. Yeah, he never knew what his Sir, Blackened Sponge Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob Whatever Happened to SpongeBob? 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